The Psychological Fistfuck

Slut Bias

Being a slut is a sin. In fact, they're all going to Hell. God isn't interested in having sluts in Heaven, unless they have begged him for forgiveness while praying to him on their knees. He loves that shit.

Sluts Vs. Christians

Why is it that you should respect peoples religion, but not their sex life? What makes believing in invisible beings so much better? Should you really respect a Christian girl more than a slutty girl?

What if the slut doesn't believe in invisible beings that live in a magical kingdom? What if they don't believe they can telepathically communicate with the Christian god, Allah or Zeus? Doesn't that count for something? Why should I respect the beliefs of the nutty Christian girl more?

Why is it that you should respect peoples religion, but not their sex life? What makes believing in invisible & imaginary beings so much better? Should you really respect the fantasies of a Christian girl more than the fantasies of a slutty girl? Should we even respect a Christian girl at all?

What if the slut doesn't believe in an invisible being that lives in a magical kingdom and plays a childs game of "telephone" with the fate of mankind? What if they don't believe they can telepathically communicate with the Christian god, Allah or Zeus? Doesn't that count for something?

Is sucking a lot of cock really a worse character flaw than believing in an imaginary friend that you think created the Universe? If so, why? What is it about you that appreciates a deeply retarded animal more than an all-loving cocksucker? If you like to fuck stupid humans, like Christian girls, then why not fuck children? They're not sluts and they're completely fucking stupid. Fantastic! The best from both worlds!

I respect saints and prophets of all religions. I respect all religions, all cults, all faiths and all creeds. I serve all, love all, mix with all and see the Lord in all.

Swami Sivananda

Making fun of religious ppl from any religion,reflects ur intolerance and total ignorance to one's right to beleive.

Maryam from Facebook.com

It's usually socially unacceptable to poke fun at religions, but is acceptable to poke fun at other beliefs and lifestyles that don't require you to be a complete fucking dumb ass, such as sucking lots of cock.

Sluts Vs. Astrology

Religion is one thing, but humans that believe in astrology... A crack whore with AIDS and a leaking asshole from being fucked in the ass so many times, is better than an astrologist. Astrology is so fucking primitive that it rivals Santa Claus. But despite this, all of you are more concerned with things like how many male monkeys your girl has spread its legs for. If she thinks Pluto has something to do with your views on life, then who fucking cares how many people she has fucked? What is wrong with you?

Being slutty is better than being spiritual or praying to a super-powerful cosmic imaginary friend that you think created the universe and also validates your rules and morals. Being a dirty little cock whore, and getting fucked in your ass, is better than asking what someone's astrological sign is. Astrology is a mental disorder worse than a STD.

Slut Vs Magic

Let's say a guy named Ted has a girlfriend named... Sally. Ted knows a girl named Kim. Kim is a slut. Kim has fucked 50 different guys. Kim loves to have cock in her wet salivating mouth.

Ted doesn't like Kim because she is a dirty whore. Ted like's his girlfriend Sally. She has only fucked 5 different guys and only sucked the cock of 3 different guys. Sally isn't a slut, at least not in America in the 21st century. Plus... Sally was sucking those dicks many years ago, all that various yummy cum is in the past now.

However, Sallyy believes in astrology and is a Christian and thinks Kim is trash. Sally thinks that rocks flying threw space have something to do with who you are and believes in some invisible being with super powers that she talks to sometimes in a moment she devoutly calls "prayer".

Sally bitches, gripes and whines about other girls, like Kim, who are slutty and drink on the weekends. Whom she believes gets drunk and fucks a bunch of guys because she hasn't become enlightened and mature enough to get better things from life than sex.

Kim however, is rational and educated and doesn't think rocks flying threw space have magical properties. She also doesn't have an imaginary friend that she thinks has the power to create universes, which is also a plus. She just so happens to be a cock hunry maniac.

You see... the problem with Ted, is that he doesn't like a smart cocksucker as much as a dumb cocksucker, that just hasn't sucked *as* much cock.

I see no reason why to tolerate religion, but not a slut. At least you can be a slut, without believing in invisible super beings with cosmic powers that you can talk to about your problems.

Fuck your problems. Your problem... is that you're talking to your imaginary fairy godfather. If you're going to get on your knees and talk to an imaginary friend, then you might as well have a dick in your mouth. Right?

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

Butch Hancock

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

P.J. O'Rourke

If you want to fuck stupid animals that aren't sluts, then I would recommend Christian 8th graders that are experts in astrology. Astrology is not only on par with Santa Claus and the Easter bunny, but The Bible is clearly against such obviously powerful magic.

13 All the counsel you have received has only worn you out! Let your astrologers come forward, those stargazers who make predictions month by month, let them save you from what is coming upon you. 14 Surely they are like stubble; the fire will burn them up. They cannot even save themselves from the power of the flame. Here are no coals to warm anyone; here is no fire to sit by.

The Holy Bible, Isaiah 47:13-14 (NIV)

In closing, you can be a slut and not ask someone their astrological sign. This has been scientifically verified. But you can't be a Christian and not believe Noah built a big wooden boat and put over a 100k species on it for 40 days, and then re-populated the entire planet Earth with it.